I, Robot::& Antique Headlight Tester
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11 months ago
i, Robot Head am not precisely what I seem. Like so much in life, I am an illusion, a trompe l'oeill, trick of the eye, look twice & what first you see may well be gone. I will sit on yr table, I will sit on yr desk, true, but if you command me, I will not do anything. Even if you ask politely, no matter how needed--for this is not my job. Once I was dignified, complete. I spent my days testing the finest of headlights. But this is not my Age. Now I am content to be idle, whether or not it suits you {edi note: or kills}. [Any relationship to asnoozing Hair Band Drummer Spouse is incidental. Sign me, LRHen.]