When I die I want to come back as Matthew McConaughey's shirt. Is there an easier gig in Hollywood? First of all the hours are ridiculous. Matthew gets up just before sunrise to walk his pecs around his trailer and then hit a few rip curlers on his 7-footer before the paps catch up with him. Of course when he's rippin' waves he's not sporting a shirt, so you just chill and wait for him to get back to his custom Airstream just off the PCH.
