I worship Cond̩ Nast, the publisher that delivers about a dozen fashionable magazines including the two Vogues to my mailbox every four weeks. August can feel almost like Christmas to a fashionista when the two coveted September issues arrive. Today we pit old school Mama Vogue against new school Teen Vogue. Don۪t you just love a family feud? I'll start with the covers. This is a head scratcher. Both covers kinda stink. Keira Knightley, who we love, love, love, suffers from hat hair. Surprisingly, she looks prettier on the DVD cover for Domino. And poor High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens appears to be channeling her inner frumpy Betty with a matronly 'do and Golden Girls-inspired dress. We declare a draw. Click READ MORE for the rest of my assessment of this fashion family feud.