There must be some unwritten rule that states that Valentine's Day for guys means heart-print boxers and kooky cufflinks. A little advice, from us to you: start breaking the rules (if you haven't already). The aforementioned gifts are the male equivalent of candy colored carnations, except they won't wilt, so they'll serve as a constant reminder of your lack of creativity when it comes to gift-giving. Yes, even from their new home in the back of his closet.