"Orchidaceous" almost works. [Yr correspondent, here, is fond of weird words.] But it is difficult to find a word that fully conveys an exquisite astonishment of perfection so consummate in construction, breathtaking in a manner thoroughly unconventional but which brushes heavily against historicity, compels through its exaggeration & the sexuality implied therefrom, yet could, if needed, be worn to a demi-royal wedding by one able to balance [as could yr correspondent, here, after a couple of brief sessions practice. Couldnt ride a bicycle. Could walk in these]. I believe Naomi's downfall came via ones in blue. I believe I have some Viv but not these & would be more than happy to be the Secret Santa recipette were one so inclined. Ah well.