There have been much poetry and many songs written about the tender topic of love. For quite some time, the pinnacle of amorous written expression has been the candy heart. With concise messages of affection, candy hearts rule. Sometimes, though, people suck, love hurts, and all the candy hearts in the world cannot make it better. But why make it better? Why not make it as bad as it can get? For the lonely, the miserable, and melancholy, we give you Bittersweets.