Oversized Buttons

They sure were surprised when you stepped off the highly varnished, golden brown deck. With the skilled docking maneuver you just executed, they expected you to be a salty old seaman, white beard, ruddy cheeks, captain's hat. You're anything but that. A willful, sassy gal, looking pretty as ever in this navy, Jack by BB Dakota jacket, you defy all expectation. Warm now that you're standing on the dock, you unzip the front of this hooded cotton creation. Each side, covered in a tapering row of oversized buttons, flares out in the cool bay breeze, showing off the thin stripes of the red and white lining. You nod at the admiring crowd and shove your hands in your pockets before striding proudly to ashore.