There you were, perusing the site, la-dee-dah, when suddenly - wow! - you saw these shockingly awesome Irregular Choice heels. You clicked on them to get a closer look, and found your eyes dazzled by a curvaceous, glittering body with hidden platform, and voluptuous, Lurex-like bow upon the heel that, like the whole of the shoe, twinkled with either a fuchsia or neon purple hue, depending on how it caught the light. Instantly, you knew these were the shoes that could launch a thousand ships, the shoes that would garner endless compliments from passersby, the shoes that would make your outfit, whether it was a coy wiggle dress, layered stockings, and a vintage hat, or skinny black pants, a fitted blazer, and white shirt, a resounding success!
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