Monster Cranky Pants Click here to learn about the Cranky Pants waiting list!. A word to the adults: We don't know that there are many things cuter than artist Amy Kett's hand knitted Cranky Pants. You'll love these pants on your little pirate. Cranky Pants are also designed to be used as a natural cloth diaper cover as wool will absorb and hold up to 30% of its own weight in liquid. Kindly be aware that all Cranky Pants are made to order, so please expect a two to three week turn-around time. Additionally, please note that our Jolly Roger Cranky Pants are offered only as described and are not customizable (other than your selection from the fours sizes listed below). Hand wash. Care instructions included.