A member of the Broken Family range by Product of Your Environment, I Am Not A Doormat is here to help! Particularly good for fending off those pesky junk mailers and door to door salesmen, or friendly neighbours who pop by for a cup of sugar, or your ex-boyfriend, or
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I could go on
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With its bold type nobody will dare mess with you when you have one of these beneath your feet. Even if you are wearing those cat slippers.
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