Handbook

Perfect for the Always-Be-Prepared crowd, or just your average worrywart, this practical and hilarious book will tell you what to do when faced with college's everyday nuisances (such as a nightmare roommate, unsafe cafeteria food, and asking your parents for money), social disasters (like dealing with the aftermath of partying), or more serious scenarios (such as how to tell your parents you've been expelled). There's even a "Class Survival" section with advice on writing last minute papers and taking tests when you haven't studied. Don't say we didn't warn you.