"Alas," cried the gauzy cotton blazer. "If only I had someone to love me, to rescue me from the mundane that is my life." Then, in stepped you, lady in shining skirt, V-neck tank, and straw-trimmed wedges, ready to save the poor, lost garment. "Do not fear, I will help you!" you exclaimed, whisking in, scooping up the blazer from its hanger home, and tying its silver-tipped drawstring ends in a bow around your form. "I will love you, dear Ryu blazer," you cooed, gently stroking its lace- and chiffon-trimmed ruffle, the one that swayed down the front and around the hem. "Thank you," sighed the blazer. "In return for your kindness, I will make you the most stylish lady in the world!" This blazer scores a 1 out of 5 on our Coat Warmth Scale.