Civilized Butler Alarm Clock

No more rude buzzers, please. This alarm clock wakes you first with the sound of gentle birdsong, then a discreet cough and comforting words "Good morning, Sir" (or Madam) followed by a charming and amusing message‑a different one each morning (six months' worth before they start repeating). The voice is that of British actor Stephen Fry (Jeeves of Jeeves and Wooster fame). Clock has a wood housing with black lacquer finish, glass front, and elegant face: laurel wreaths for Sir, roses for Madam. Pop‑on light for latenight time checks. Takes 3 AA batteries (not included). 5¼"w x 5"h x 4"d.