"This fanciful, stainless steel travel mug will stand out from any other beverage carrier in your kitchen, all while transforming your day into a wonderful work of art with its funky, doodle print exterior! If you don't have time to whip up your favorite beverage before you go, never fear - simply store your essential ingredients in the double twist-off lid, which consists of a vacuum seal on the bottom, and a storage compartment on top. This travel mug also features double-wall insulation to keep your drinks hot or cold all day long, just the way you want them!"
Seen many o' days I could've used this. Not nefariously, mind you.