Etsy :: Hanging Zombie

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It's been brought to my attention that Sock Zombies, though soft and fierce and bloody and vengeful, lack the power to mobilize. "They can't MOVE," you say. "Can't you make them move?" No. No, I can't do that. While I understand that a zombie who can't mobilize is almost zero threat at all (unless you can convince your potential victim to pick said zombie up and mash it against his throat), if I could make a Sock Zombie Robot I would totally not be here right now. The next best thing: Hanging Sock Zombie. Hang him on doors you don't want opened. Or doors you DO want opened, but just by someone you don't like very much. It's better than nothing, okay? At least now your zombie's not just chilling on the couch eating fingers all day. At least NOW he's TRYING.

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