I'm not sure where low-crotch leggings came from, but they seem like a crime against nature. Nobody wants to see a heinous camel toe, but must we go to the other end of the spectrum and admit defeat to gravity? It kind of looks like you're wearing Depends and you're trying to distract from the diaper by wrapping your legs in spandex. I'm not even sure the best of the hipsters can pull this look off, ala Juliette Lewis, with a cropped shirt and high tops? Ankle boots? Might as well go off the deep end and strap on some crocs and a fanny pack.