Is it just me or have our favorite paparazzi darlings been substantially more tame than in previous years? The years of booze-filled celebutantes inappropriately exiting cars seems to be as behind us as graphic slogan t-shirts. I have to admit, I'm a little nostalgic for the days before Britney's On the Record made feel a bit sorry for invading her privacy for the last ten years. So, in conclusion, let's encourage our favorite celebrities to embrace their true selves. Less Saint Angelina, more blood in a vial. I encourage these ladies to take everyone's mind off the recession and act out. What to get your favorite celebrities to return to their former glory (or the lack thereof)? Check out the slideshow for some tabloid-selling ideas.